ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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