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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 1 MARCH 1983
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
  2. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
  3. You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
  4. "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
  5. You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
  6. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  7. You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…

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