ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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