ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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