ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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