ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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