ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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