ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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