ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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