ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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