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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 1986
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
  2. "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
  3. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  4. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  5. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  6. Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
  7. You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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