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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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