ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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