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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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