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THURSDAY, 6 NOVEMBER 1986
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
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