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There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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