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SUNDAY, 9 NOVEMBER 1986
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
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