ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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