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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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