ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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