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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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