ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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