ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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