ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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