ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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