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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got a houseplant to "take care of something".
It died. Even the plant had better boundaries than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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