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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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