ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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