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SATURDAY, 7 MAY 1988
Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
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