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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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