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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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