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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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