ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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