ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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