ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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