ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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