ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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