ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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