ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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