ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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