ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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