ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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