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SATURDAY, 7 JANUARY 1989
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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