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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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