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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something.
You do that at work for free.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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