ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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