ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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