ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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