ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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