ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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